I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
OFFICIALLY THE START OF TWENTY-FIVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS!
….I’m just gonna leave this here….
How irresponsible do you have to be to break your iris
I guess they were being really irisponsible
did you just
I’ll just leave this here…
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these aren’t tears, there’s just a TARDIS in my eye
NO SIR, ALL THIRTEEN!
i shit my pants